Stare into her eyes for five minutes. This is not one of those scare things where you see a gory face after a while. As anyone with any computer knowledge can see, it's a jpeg and not a gif. If this is one of those prank things, i'll give you $20.

HOLY SHIT
This year sucked ass. I am so ready to be in High School, but time for a MEGA FUN INTERMISSION WHERE MEANINGFUL POSTS CAN BEGIN!

Apparently, a new movie is coming out about what happened in New York on September 11, 2001. It's called World Trade Center. Watch its trailer at the link below.
Click here to view it. It's a large video even though I've linked to the smallest version, so slow internet connections, be patient.

As best I can discern, the story is about two cops who go in to rescue people from one of the towers and are trapped inside as the building collapses. Critics and others were complaining about having to see this "too intense" trailer before watching the pre-release of The DaVinci Code.

Think about that for a minute. Not wanting to see this movie means that you don't want to think about what happened on 9/11. That means that you don't want to deal mentally with what the followers of the "Religion of Peace" did to 3,000 innocent people.

Read that again.

That means that they don't want to comprehend what really happened in the death of 3,000 people. Because God knows, if we did that, we could have angry feelings towards the terrorists! We could become annoyed and displeased!


WELL NO FREAKIN SHIT! THESE PEOPLE KILLED INNOCENTS. MEN, WOMEN AND CHILDREN NOW AT THIS MOMENT SIT AT HOME WITHOUT DADS, HUSBANDS, WIVES, SISTERS, AND BROTHERS. THEY'RE NEVER COMING HOME. THEIR FAMILY HASN'T SEEN THEM IN 5 YEARS.


All because some followers of the "Religion of Peace" decided to kill the infidel.

Quick test to see if you comprehended that trailer correctly. (If you haven't yet looked at it, see it now before reading the following)

Did it make you want to cut off Osama Bin Laden's fingers and toes off with a butterknife? Did it make you want to split his kneecaps and beat him bloody? Did it make you want to rip his teeth out and gouge out his eyeballs? Did it make you want to let him bleed to death while you roll over his arms and legs with a dump truck? Did it make you want to do that to every single member of Al-Quida and all similar terrorist organizations?


Because if it didn't do at least a few of the above, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS FUCKING COUNTRY. YOU HAVE NO PATRIOTISM AND YOU MAKE ME SICK. You know what, I can even, at least to a millionth of a degree, understand why they try to kill our soldiers in Iraq. They are combatants, and so are our soldiers. They are both willing participants in a war. But these people killed non-combatants. They killed innocents. They killed men, women, and children who hadn't done a DAMN THING other than being in the towers at the wrong time.

Everyone in America needs to be forced to see this movie, along with Flight 93. It will make you realize that what needs to be done is obvious. Think about it. When Pearl Harbor was bombed, only a few hundred of our guys died and we went into the biggest war of all time for it. 3000 innocents die, and these WHINY LIBERAL BASTARDS are going, NOOOO we can't kill them, they're the religion of peace!
Yeah, well, Christianity is a religion of peace, and the only time we've killed anybody was when they first invaded or attacked us (Crusades, etc.) We don't fly planes into buildings, thanks very much.

We need to do what everyone in this country would have done in the 80's and previously. Take for example, Libya. They just killed about a dozen of our servicemen in Germany with a suicide bomber. What did we do? We bombed the fuck out of them! Have you heard anything about Khadafi lately? Didn't think so.

Time to ask ourselves the immortal question of WWRD. What would Reagan do?

It's time to turn the Middle East into the world's biggest pane of glass. You think I'm kidding? Think again. And what about the rest of the world's opinion, you ask? They'll be too scared to do anything but shit their pants. Our action may come late, but it's better than attacking minor players in this World War IV like Afghanistan and Iraq while allowing terrorist-supporting giants like Saudi Arabia to go untouched. We can eliminate Iran's nuclear program while we're at it, too.

School is only 4 days away from death.

Awards night was okay, but the orchestra performance wasn't. It sounded like everyone was perfect except like two, so it threw the whole thing off.

I know the posts lately haven't been interesting, but as soon as school's out on Wednsday, the interesting posts will resume with a vengeance.

I will be SO glad when school is out. It's almost over, so let me put the year in review.

Special events: The Midnight to Twelve concert was pretty damn good, and I actually bought 2 of their songs, which I still listen to. 8th grade day, as previously mentioned, didn't suck too bad, and it was actually pretty good. Everything else, though, pretty much sucked that I can remember. There have never been enough good things to make up for restrictions. I give them a 6.8

Homeroom: My homeroom teacher sucks ass. She doesn't even speak English very well, and she's an outright bitch. She accuses everyone of everything, and even though I don't have her for a class, I have had friends tell me she can't teach. All she does is gives an assignment and expects normal kids to teach themselves the material. I give her a 2.3

Language Arts: Despite all the insanely cruel jokes I've made at Ms. Kaltman's expense, she's not a bad teacher. She really cares about her students, and she knows what she's doing. She can be mean when she wants to be, but it's the overall that counts. I give her a 8.2

Science: Ms. Criminger is a great teacher. She's literally the only teacher I know who knows so much about her subject, and more, that she impresses me. She won't deflect questions and she presents material in an interesting fashion. She's not out of touch. She can be vicious when necessary, though. I give her a 9.1

Math: Mrs. Green is about 5/8 nice, 3/8 bitch. She's more interesting as a person than most of the other teachers, even though Ms. Criminger is definately the most unique in her personal life. Mrs. Green is a good teacher, but I can honestly say she does much better with the girls than the boys (as far as teaching, perverts). I give her an 8.3

Social Studies: Don't even get me started. While Mr. Mayer can be nice, I honestly think he's partially retarded, gay, or both. He tries, though not blatantly, to be cool and up-to-date by frequently using expressions like "straight up". He plays them like it's normal adult speech, but it still makes us laugh. He gives extremely gay projects that I'm working on right now. He's liberally biased and, while pretending and giving the appearance of knowing current events topics, actually doesn't. He even went so far as to say that the demand for gas is no higher than it was last year, when we have far more drivers and it's SUMMER! PEOPLE DRIVE MORE IN SUMMER, DUMBASS! I give him a 2.6

Connections: It's hard to remember these and I've had so many, I'll give short reviews.

Coach Leonard: Alright I guess, but a shemale. 7.5
Mr. Evans: Can really get onto shitheaded kids, and he's pretty cool about stuff, too. 8.9
Waldrop: HOT HOT HOT and extremely nice and lenient, too. 9.3
Wood: Helluva boring subject, and she doesn't make it interesting with her projects or activities. 3.1
Parris: Nice, but doesn't discipline retards like his demeanor would suggest. 7.2
Pomeroy: What a bitch. She gives a citation to me despite the testimony of 4 kids saying I was innocent. 1.9
Henson: Nice enough, but doesn't know shit's worth about her subject. Don't get me wrong, she knows how to teach you what she's trying to teach you, but about comptuters in general, hell no. She would actually take a computer with a virus that McAfee or Norton can't remove to Best Buy for service, for $160 bucks or so. I had an Uncle who told my cousin to do that once, and it pissed me off. YOU REINSTALL THE OPERATING SYSTEM AFTER BACKING UP YOUR IMPORTANT FILES, IDIOT. IT'S FREAKIN FREE AND TAKES AN HOUR! It'll even improve your computer's performance! She even believes that if I put a picture on a CD and then put that CD in her laptop, it will transfer all the viruses I have onto the CD and that they'll magically install themselves in her laptop. DUMMY, the viruses don't recognize a CD and if they did, their files would show up in the "files to be burnt" window. Plus, viruses don't have AUTORUN! There is NO WAY that could happen. I give her a  7

Overall, the year in general:

Definately, by far, the best year of middle school. The kids are so immature and the teachers are so retarded, however, that that drags the ratings down. I just can't wait to go to high school. Overall and everything, I give this school year



A 7.3

Two guys, Bill Clinton and Michael Jackson, go to heaven.

At the pearly gates, St. Peter talks to them. He says, "Well, to be honest, you're both a little suspect. But I'll tell you what, I'll let you in. HOWEVER! You are going to be on probation. If you have a dirty thought, your wings will fall off. Here's a Bible you can have to remind yourself of that promise."

A few years go by, and they're both doing just fine. They walk down a road together when a SUPER HOT BABE passes in front of them. Bill Clinton throws down his Bible and says, "I've GOT to have a dirty thought!"

He thinks about it a while, however, and changes his mind. He bends over to pick up his Bible.

Michael Jackson's wings fell clean off.

Well....I guess 8th grade day wasn't as bad as everyone thought it would be, but it could have still been better.

The obstacle course and jousting inflatables were okay, I guess. I won every time on both of them. If you weren't there for some reason, jousting is where two people stand a few feet from each other on wobbly cylinders built into the inflatable. You spar each other with these staffs having the shape of a cotton swab, with large padded ends. If you knock your opponent off his/her cylinder, you win. I won every time pretty much because of my Tae Kwon Do experience. I could see what people planned to do (I'm talking to you, Austin!) and be ready for it.

The food wasn't great, but definately better than everyday cafeteria dung. Chris Williams and I pretty much just hung out the whole day. I dunked Mr. Parris (had to dunk the fatty) and pied Ms. Waldrop. (kinda hit a little high, but it drifted down enough to get most of her face before falling off)

Near the end they started getting rid of excess cotton candy. I got 4 bags, and this Ryan kid got a WHOLE BOX, DAMN LUCKY PIECE OF ****

There's not really much to say, other than that SOME MOTHER****ER IN MY HOMEROOM STOLE MY FULL THROTTLE....I HAD TO LUG THAT THING AROUND THE WHOLE DAY AND I WOULD BE DRINKING IT RIGHT NOW IF SOME SHITHEAD HAD BEEN MORAL ENOUGH TO REALIZE THAT STEALING IS WRONG......

Yeah that and I am soooooo sunburned right now......

My parents are absolutely retarded. Just because I point out that my mom's wrong, it somehow automatically means I'm being rude and need to be restricted.

All the teachers are loading up the hard projects, and I'll have to work over the weekend for Social Studies. SHIT!

I gotta refresh my hold on vid editing when Eugene comes over tomorrow and we have to mash two of his camera tapes into one DVD with menus and titles, the whole works. Shouldn't be too hard, but I'll have to take some time.

And now for the ever-present multimedia posts!

Do not heed his abuses.





HAHA DUDE SEE THIS, I was like holy crap!

Now everyone's upset that Israel said Iran can be wiped off the map. I say, WHO'S FREAKIN MAD? IRAN IS NUTS AND THEY WANT TO FREAKIN KILL US. THEY WILL HAVE NUCLEAR BOMBS SOON! WHY CAN'T THEY BE ALL KILLED?

On another note, I found out I won $100 and a limo ride to Macaroni Grill from Accelerated Reader points this year. I know you're thinking, who has time? But I just read all the Steven King books and took tests from home (yes, I can access many school fuctions from home due to my own haxxoring abilities :)

And also, please sign this petition. It is likely that apart from maybe Israel, Jesus will probably visit the US first when He comes again. Therefore, join me in signing this petition to grant Him citizenship.
http://www.petitiononline.com/jesus06/petition-sign.html?

I know a lot of you have come to believe I hate all other countries other than the US.

This is simply not true, because I don't care about Ireland or Australia. Excluding those countries, however, I have a rule you can apply to see if I hate a country.

A: Everyone in the country is a freakin' foreigner.

If the above is true, I probably hate it.

A lot of songs I like have been made into flash vids recently, and I've loved this one forever.

OH MY FREAKIN GOD THE MUSLIMS HAVE DECLARED WAR ON US I'M NOT KIDDING

SEE THEIR VIDEO FOR EVIDENCE OF THE ATTACK

Sorry about the last few posts.....I was in too serious of a mood to put a video on. To compensate, this post is like 99% video. I know it's kind of weird and dumb, but the Crim Reaper is making us do all this dinosaur and fossil crap right now, so it seemed appropriate.

Alright, I changed my mind about the 99% video thing. Today sucked.

I had this piano recital, and I messed up three times. Admittedly, only one time was noticable and it wasn't a horrible mistake. I think I did, overall, pretty well. I was so nervous, though, that my hands were literally shaking out of control.

The only thing that really annoyed me about it was that there was this like 16-year-old guy who did both a piano piece and a singing thing. His piano was great, but after his singing, I was ready to file assault charges for his raping my ear. He was really, truly a crappy singer and, no exxageration, could not hit a note. He's just one of those people who really can't sing to save their lives, but apparently he's determined to do so.

Anyway, here's your daily fill of a stupid video.

You know, it's kinda funny, what people will do to hold on to their religion.

I just gave a passage in the bible and read it aloud to a friend who is not on my side in the debate over a certain religious topic. To give you a non-biased equivalent metaphor wherin I've replaced the issue in debate with a math problem:

Me: 2+2 is 4.
Him: No, it isn't.
Me: Look, Jesus says, "2+2 is 4."
Him: Jesus isn't being literal.
Me: Actually he is being literal, because then the people listening say 'that can't be right' and leave. Jesus lets them go and simply restates his position three or four times. He doesn't call them back and correct them or anything, and then asks if his apostles would also like to leave. (Peter says no, obviously)
Him: Jesus isn't being literal.


The ironic thing is that if I'm right (which even a logical aetheist would tell you, I am) my friend would have to realize his religion is wrong, and the only religion he could convert to that follows this true belief happens to be my religion, as well as the religion of more than a billion others. (Hint: It's not Islam....so go figure it out)

He therefore is forced to turn to the most illogical arguments that a pre-k kid would see holes in. When I go drop an H-Bomb in those holes, he reverts to arguments that are SO SILLY you can't refute them. It's like saying that the moon landings were faked. No matter what you tell those people, they always come up with something like how the astronaut movements supposedly look like someone jumping on earth and then slowed down (supposedly in NASA's filming studio).

And all in the name of keeping on to a major anchor in his life. I can see that, but sometimes it's good to abandon ship.

Boy, am I pissed off. I've got a hell of a lot to say, too.

Zacharias Moussoui. The guy who could have prevented 9/11, the death of 3000, and the guy who said that he wants to kill as many Americans as he can, has gotten off. DO YOU HEAR WHAT I'M SAYING? PEOPLE HAVE GOTTEN THE DEATH PENALTY FOR 1 MURDER AND THIS GUY DID 3000!

One of the characteristics of a failing society is the unpredictability of the law. If you kill someone, you should get dead. That's simple. If you don't, then society collapses. Proof of our collapse is seen by OJ Simpson cutting off 2 people's heads and in this case. Both got less than death, and in Simpson's case, total release.

Zacharias has said things like, "I'd do it [9/11 attacks] over and over again until you 'get it'." HOW CAN THIS GUY NOT DESERVE TO DIE? AND YOU JUST KNOW IT WAS SOME WHINY, SKINNY LIBERAL BASTARD ON THE JURY WHO IS AGAINST THE DEATH PENALTY.

This guy deserves nothing less than to be intentionally infected with leprosy, shot in the kneecaps, and have his digits removed one by one with a BUTTER KNIFE and no anesthesia. I guaruntee you, if this guy gets a SINGLE FUCKING CHANCE HE WILL KILL A JAIL GUARD. EVEN A RUSSIAN-STYLE EXECUTION OF A SHOT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD IS TOO FUCKING GOOD FOR THIS GUY. AND WE GAVE HIM LIFE.

Once again, I have a video that both scares the hell out of me and is more than slightly interesting. And if you'll watch the video, you too will realize that system of a down f**king rocks. The snippet of a song you hear during that section of the video is a speeded-up section of Radio/Video off of the Mesmerize album, which is to the far right at the top of this page.


But before I go into that, I've got a story to tell/get out of my system/pootytang.

My parents are officially retarded. I get home (locked out, looked like 10 minutes for the key) and find some CDs we had to order to fix our computer. I go inside and my mom's like, "You can't start them because you didn't clean your room this morning. Go up there."

So I head up to my room for a while and then come back down. My dad gets home and he's like, "Go do the recovery while you do your homework." So I sit in front of the computer while doing my homework on the laptop.
My dad goes for a jog, and my mom grabs the phone right by me. She's on the phone with Home Depot (long freakin story, I mean WAYYYYYY LONG) about a $20 that's supposed to be on her credit card. She's looking at the balance and I see it there. I'm like, "Mom it's there." while she's on the phone and gets all pissed and says that's not the right one. She showed me how I was wrong and I was like sorry, I made a mistake. But after that I needed her for something and she doesn't respond to me calling even though she looks right at me. I was like, "Good job being mature, mom." and she got p.o'd and told my dad, so now I have restriction for 3 days (big deal, not)

God.....my mom has never really been a loving mom, she's just a bitching control freak with a financial obsession.

I don't feel like a lot right now, so I'm going to put some quotes I like down. I'll maybe add more.

"If I ever meet myself I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me"
"I knew Ghandi, he was a prick"
"Butter? Butter? Butter!"
"If you ever find yourself in an existential quandry, full of loathing and self-doubt and racked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful, meaningless existence, at least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that somewhere out there in this crazy-ol-mixed-up universe of ours, there's still a little place....called Albequerque!"
"If God exists, he's either got a good sense of humor or is fucked up in the head."