I don't feel like a lot right now, so I'm going to put some quotes I like down. I'll maybe add more.

"If I ever meet myself I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me"
"I knew Ghandi, he was a prick"
"Butter? Butter? Butter!"
"If you ever find yourself in an existential quandry, full of loathing and self-doubt and racked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful, meaningless existence, at least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that somewhere out there in this crazy-ol-mixed-up universe of ours, there's still a little place....called Albequerque!"
"If God exists, he's either got a good sense of humor or is fucked up in the head."