I will be SO glad when school is out. It's almost over, so let me put the year in review.

Special events: The Midnight to Twelve concert was pretty damn good, and I actually bought 2 of their songs, which I still listen to. 8th grade day, as previously mentioned, didn't suck too bad, and it was actually pretty good. Everything else, though, pretty much sucked that I can remember. There have never been enough good things to make up for restrictions. I give them a 6.8

Homeroom: My homeroom teacher sucks ass. She doesn't even speak English very well, and she's an outright bitch. She accuses everyone of everything, and even though I don't have her for a class, I have had friends tell me she can't teach. All she does is gives an assignment and expects normal kids to teach themselves the material. I give her a 2.3

Language Arts: Despite all the insanely cruel jokes I've made at Ms. Kaltman's expense, she's not a bad teacher. She really cares about her students, and she knows what she's doing. She can be mean when she wants to be, but it's the overall that counts. I give her a 8.2

Science: Ms. Criminger is a great teacher. She's literally the only teacher I know who knows so much about her subject, and more, that she impresses me. She won't deflect questions and she presents material in an interesting fashion. She's not out of touch. She can be vicious when necessary, though. I give her a 9.1

Math: Mrs. Green is about 5/8 nice, 3/8 bitch. She's more interesting as a person than most of the other teachers, even though Ms. Criminger is definately the most unique in her personal life. Mrs. Green is a good teacher, but I can honestly say she does much better with the girls than the boys (as far as teaching, perverts). I give her an 8.3

Social Studies: Don't even get me started. While Mr. Mayer can be nice, I honestly think he's partially retarded, gay, or both. He tries, though not blatantly, to be cool and up-to-date by frequently using expressions like "straight up". He plays them like it's normal adult speech, but it still makes us laugh. He gives extremely gay projects that I'm working on right now. He's liberally biased and, while pretending and giving the appearance of knowing current events topics, actually doesn't. He even went so far as to say that the demand for gas is no higher than it was last year, when we have far more drivers and it's SUMMER! PEOPLE DRIVE MORE IN SUMMER, DUMBASS! I give him a 2.6

Connections: It's hard to remember these and I've had so many, I'll give short reviews.

Coach Leonard: Alright I guess, but a shemale. 7.5
Mr. Evans: Can really get onto shitheaded kids, and he's pretty cool about stuff, too. 8.9
Waldrop: HOT HOT HOT and extremely nice and lenient, too. 9.3
Wood: Helluva boring subject, and she doesn't make it interesting with her projects or activities. 3.1
Parris: Nice, but doesn't discipline retards like his demeanor would suggest. 7.2
Pomeroy: What a bitch. She gives a citation to me despite the testimony of 4 kids saying I was innocent. 1.9
Henson: Nice enough, but doesn't know shit's worth about her subject. Don't get me wrong, she knows how to teach you what she's trying to teach you, but about comptuters in general, hell no. She would actually take a computer with a virus that McAfee or Norton can't remove to Best Buy for service, for $160 bucks or so. I had an Uncle who told my cousin to do that once, and it pissed me off. YOU REINSTALL THE OPERATING SYSTEM AFTER BACKING UP YOUR IMPORTANT FILES, IDIOT. IT'S FREAKIN FREE AND TAKES AN HOUR! It'll even improve your computer's performance! She even believes that if I put a picture on a CD and then put that CD in her laptop, it will transfer all the viruses I have onto the CD and that they'll magically install themselves in her laptop. DUMMY, the viruses don't recognize a CD and if they did, their files would show up in the "files to be burnt" window. Plus, viruses don't have AUTORUN! There is NO WAY that could happen. I give her a  7

Overall, the year in general:

Definately, by far, the best year of middle school. The kids are so immature and the teachers are so retarded, however, that that drags the ratings down. I just can't wait to go to high school. Overall and everything, I give this school year



A 7.3