Well....I guess 8th grade day wasn't as bad as everyone thought it would be, but it could have still been better.

The obstacle course and jousting inflatables were okay, I guess. I won every time on both of them. If you weren't there for some reason, jousting is where two people stand a few feet from each other on wobbly cylinders built into the inflatable. You spar each other with these staffs having the shape of a cotton swab, with large padded ends. If you knock your opponent off his/her cylinder, you win. I won every time pretty much because of my Tae Kwon Do experience. I could see what people planned to do (I'm talking to you, Austin!) and be ready for it.

The food wasn't great, but definately better than everyday cafeteria dung. Chris Williams and I pretty much just hung out the whole day. I dunked Mr. Parris (had to dunk the fatty) and pied Ms. Waldrop. (kinda hit a little high, but it drifted down enough to get most of her face before falling off)

Near the end they started getting rid of excess cotton candy. I got 4 bags, and this Ryan kid got a WHOLE BOX, DAMN LUCKY PIECE OF ****

There's not really much to say, other than that SOME MOTHER****ER IN MY HOMEROOM STOLE MY FULL THROTTLE....I HAD TO LUG THAT THING AROUND THE WHOLE DAY AND I WOULD BE DRINKING IT RIGHT NOW IF SOME SHITHEAD HAD BEEN MORAL ENOUGH TO REALIZE THAT STEALING IS WRONG......

Yeah that and I am soooooo sunburned right now......