I feel so weird it's not even funny.

My legs are all twitchy, my eyes are tired, my brain's hyperactive, and my hands are slow.


Mrs. Pomeroy is the most retarded teacher on earth. I just looked at these kids and she thought I was talking during the video. Then three kids testified that I wasn't talking, but she gave me a citation anyways.

My homeroom teacher is retarded too.....she is literally the worst teacher I've ever heard of. I don't even have her for an instructor and I hate her. She can't teach, all she does is give a concept a little talk and then make you do it in a book (I've heard this). She's also totally retarded. She'll accuse a random student she hates of any crime, just because she has to blame somebody. She's even admitted to doing it a few times. Her latest target?

Can you guess?


Big shocker here.





Me. Of course.

This lesson proves in point a phrase I once got an administrative referral for. Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them.