This video has been on my mind for quite a while. This basically just compares the various browsers in a fashion that will entertain even the least computer-literate or dumbest person. The video is totally accurate and extremely informative.

I know that my last few posts have been more about vids than information, so now it's time for a bit of stuffies

Thursday was interesting....Tae Kwon Do was painful. The lower belts were trying to perfect the roundhouse kick, which requires you to pick your leg up high in the initial stages of the kick. To emphasize that point, the instructors made the higher belts crouch down (remember elementary school tornado drills and the position with your head on your knees? that's it) so the lower belts could kick over us. Holding that position for a while hurrrrt.......but the second class was all about sparring and a black belt decided he'd block my foot with his elbow (illegal), and I still have a MAJOR bruise from that.

Friday's Walkathon was alright, but the music sucked. What else is new? Thank god they let us have mp3 players.

My grandma took me and my brother bowling.....and my brother got all disappointed when he started sucking. He gets all depressed when he messes up and then messes up more....a downward spiral. He started a few frames with good throws, though, and his mood picked up. He did alright.
Then Josh Bell took me to see Silent Hill, which was pretty good but I definately say wait for the DVD. The whole movie centers around a girl being burned to death by some townspeople who think she's evil incarnate, but they never say WHY she's supposedly evil incarnate. A few things needed to be explained majorly, but it wasn't too bad.
Then a huge mega big tree branch fell in our yard today and we had to cut it up. We spent like an hour doing it and it's not even half done. But now we're going to eat supper and watch a movie, so the day ended up positive.

And here's today's video....

Alrighty.... well this vid freaks the hell out of me and is yet simultaneously addicting to watch. So just watch it!

NOTE: ATTENTION!

FROM NOW ON, THIS SITE IS BUILT TO WORK WITH MOZILLA FIREFOX. IF YOU DON'T HAVE FIREFOX, GET IT BECAUSE IT'S FREE AND IS FASTER AS WELL AS MORE SECURE THAN INTERNET EXPLORER. I'M TELLING YOU, IF YOU'RE ON INTERNET EXPLORER, HALF OF THIS SITE WON'T WORK.

I can't say anything about this, other than that if you've never heard of it, you know nothing of the internet.


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Anyone who has read my "Intelligence Trip" post knows that I promised an audioblog related to the subject. Now you know you're not getting one. Sorry.

If you're not durr durr durr you know that I've added music in the bottom of the panel on the right of your screen. I know there are only two right now, but I will add more. I had to fabricate the code myself.........

Oh and by the way, I also made this. Check it out. (Yes, this is the music I love)


Rightmove

And I'm really sorry, but I absolutely could not resist this. Go to albinoblacksheep.com for more stuffies in the same general area. Make sure to watch the whole thing, it gets funnier as it goes.


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I feel so weird it's not even funny.

My legs are all twitchy, my eyes are tired, my brain's hyperactive, and my hands are slow.


Mrs. Pomeroy is the most retarded teacher on earth. I just looked at these kids and she thought I was talking during the video. Then three kids testified that I wasn't talking, but she gave me a citation anyways.

My homeroom teacher is retarded too.....she is literally the worst teacher I've ever heard of. I don't even have her for an instructor and I hate her. She can't teach, all she does is give a concept a little talk and then make you do it in a book (I've heard this). She's also totally retarded. She'll accuse a random student she hates of any crime, just because she has to blame somebody. She's even admitted to doing it a few times. Her latest target?

Can you guess?


Big shocker here.





Me. Of course.

This lesson proves in point a phrase I once got an administrative referral for. Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them.

K well I'm at school right now obviously

My math teacher just decided we'd come to the computer lab for no reason and I'm not really supposed to be on non-educational sites right now but I don't really care

All the people are like making their own houses on a program that's kinda like the building aspect of The Sims. The computers are SO GAY and have NO POWER AT ALL. For comparison, my computer at home is between 3.0-3.2 gigahertz. (You'll know exactly what that means if you're a computer person, but basically it's a speed measurement) These computers are, at best, .7 gigahertz. They can't even run Mozilla Firefox!

Plus they have all these gay filters....but I can bypass them, of course.

Just had to watch the Napoleon Dynamite Numa Numa dance.

I am now the victim of IM fraud.

Apparently, some kid I barely know decided to take his conversation with someone else (a girl) and goes and changes her s/n to mine. I left AIM on, so when my dad reads it, he starts asking all these questions.


AGHHHH! I AM READY TO FREAKIN KILL THAT KID!

I've had this written for a long time, but no one to show it to. I may as well post it here now.
Right after I post this I'll audioblog a clip relating to it, so stay tuned.

Everything you know and love, your family, your iPod, your electronics, your fingers, your family, your ears, the air you breathe, your social life, does not matter. NOTHING YOU KNOW MATTERS. It means ZIP, NADA, NOTHING. Everything you've ever known is virtually meaningless.
Here's the proof.
Read the following questions.
1. Why am I here?
2. What is the purpose of my life?
3. What does life mean?
4. What is the purpose of my existence?

Now you think you understood that when, in fact, you didn't.

You eyes saw the ball but your hand failed to snatch it out of the air, to examine it, to feel it. You see, these questions are the heavy-hitting mega-questions of life. The answers to them are the stuff of life's meaning; the stuff philosophers have been debating about for centuries. Your mind either wraps around them or it doesn't. And if your mind does wrap around it, a feeling is generated so powerful it makes you feel dizzy.

I started getting moments in 7th grade where for no particular reason I would have an instant of understanding and insight into these questions. On one occasion, the total intellectual overpowerment caused me to fall on my face on the way to lunch.

If you have read FullMetal Alchemist Volume 6, pay attention to the moment where Ed is gifted with knowledge for his sacrifice of an arm and leg. The feeling he describes is near identical to mine.

That is the difference between my intellect and the intellect of all but a precious few. My mind wraps around these higher thinking skills, while most people's minds never leave their immediate surroundings. They function like characters in The Sims, doing whatever is obvious to do and never thinking about who made them or why they exist. Their lives are superficial constructs. Going outside the box for them would destroy the little walls they've built up around themselves in their minds.

You don't think of stuff like this while talking to friends or while at the mall, etc. You get so caught up in your life that you don't worry about what that life really means.

And if you don't get these moments now, don't try. I believe that they come from true intellegence, and there is a difference between that and book knowledge. An autistic can learn book knowledge better than me while being dumber than I am. True intellegence is what you're born with or at least developed at a very young age. If you get my general gist, you're too old to get any more true intellegence.

There is only one way, in my experience ot generate these moments on demand, which I have perfected. If you're interested enough to want to do this, IM me at ShellsOnTheFloor (AIM).

Now that I'm finally done with a painful intellegence trip, I shall go wipe my mind.

***Puts on System of a Down***